As the co-author of this fic, I apologize. It was never our intent to be mean-spirited and hurtful. Arrmaitee and I simply share a twisted sense of humor, and our only purpose was to write what we thought was a humorous fic. In hindsight, our fic seems both ill-conceived and foolish. But please let me assure you that there was no mean-heartedness to it. Our intention was to write a parody. We simply (and wrongfully) thought we were being funny.
I am sorry for any hurt this has caused. Again, this was truly not our intent.
Have a happy new year.